Fearless Funnies: Make Me Feel Like A Woman!

 

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

‘I’m too young to die,’ she wails.

Then she yells, ‘If I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable!

Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?’

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from   Australia stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is handsome, well-built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one
button at a time.

No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.

He whispers . . .

‘Iron this. Then get me a beer’.

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No, I am not running low on ideas for my blog posts.

I just wanted to share something humorous that a fan/friend sent me.

I wonder if he is trying to tell me something…Hmmm….

These days, I think a man would be fearless for asking a woman to iron his shirt and bring him a beer – especially if he is married to her! LOL

Yes, I am just kidding!!!

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Times have indeed changed.

Roles are not so clearly defined anymore.

Lines are blurred, and roles can be inter-changed.

Couples 2

 

Women love to be romanced, treated like a lady and respected.

It does not mean that a man has to allow her to walk all over him. And it certainly does not mean that he does the same to her just because she is being loving, tender and kind.

It is not about one abdicating total control to the woman, or being caught in a power struggle with the man either.

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By all means, one is not the master, and the other is the servant. Well, not all the time. Only when they choose to play such roles 🙂

If one thinks of being with someone in terms of conquests, then one is not ready for a real relationship. 

Because it is not about conquering, or winning and losing.

It is communicating, sharing, and wanting to be together.

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And yes, courage is definitely required and trust as well. 

After all, we have got to give in order to receive.

Love

 

When someone’s happiness and dreams become as important to you as yours are – then you will begin to see that individual as an integral part of your complete happiness. 

You’ll begin to see that individual as someone worthy of your love and devotion.

Whether you want to make a woman feel like a woman, or a man feel like a man – please always do it with respect and love 🙂

Start your own brand of fearless living and loving.

Love the life you live.

Life is too short to be wasted on worries and doubts.  

Peace 🙂

 

 

Being Afraid Is Human, But Staying Afraid Is A Choice.

6 Comments
  • Li Kim
    October 25, 2013

    I enjoyed this article very much. It gives me some delight and nostalgia of relationships 101. relationships to me hv changed its definition over the years. ..sad but true. And your article gives me some sweet thoughts again.

    • shirleymaya
      October 25, 2013

      Thanks for dropping by and sharing your comments, dear Li Kim. I agree that definition of relationships, and even love have changed over the years. I have kept this article “light”, although the subject matter is deep 🙂

  • denmother
    October 26, 2013

    Love the first joke! Gave me a good laugh on this rainy Saturday morning.

  • Lrong
    November 3, 2013

    Had a good laugh here… especially the coffee story…

    • shirleymaya
      November 4, 2013

      I am glad it made you laugh. The coffee story cracks me all the time 😉